Absinthe and Ice Cream Cake
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
lesfressange89:

                                                     A Dream

lesfressange89:

                                                     A Dream

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
Your username can be read two ways. Abs in the Cake. Absinthe Cake. I generally go for the first one.

Hahaha I always wonder how many people notice that. It is Absinthe Cake but Abs in the Cake makes me laugh because if you google it you get stuff like this:

outerspacecake:

mairzydotes:

Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.

#i need the name
tangrams

outerspacecake:

mairzydotes:

Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.

tangrams

visualechoess:

Matterhorn - by: Arno Hemmer

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

insertcleverusernamehere:

auslanddd:

kevinidentity:

This is stunning.

Ill always be a sap and reblog this

Beautiful.