"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
|—||Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)|
Hahaha I always wonder how many people notice that. It is Absinthe Cake but Abs in the Cake makes me laugh because if you google it you get stuff like this:
Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy